About the Clergy




Reverend Seth van

Seth Van is a healthcare administration consultant, a writer, a lecturer and a humanist. The Reverend devotes much of its personal time to volunteer initiatives, which primarily focus on international and domestic economic development. The Reverend cares deeply about healthcare reform, mental health, equality of opportunity for all, science illiteracy and other essential causes of our time. Horror is, and will always be, the Reverend’s first love.

Cardinal David Kant is a religious commentator and philosopher with a history of mainstream religious criticism. He is currently pursuing graduate studies in economics. Kant studies the intersection of politics, religion and economics. He is a critic of post-modernism and firmly believes in the superiority of enlightenment values.




Cardinal David Kant

Get Comfortable in the Wilderness

The clergy wanders, but like many of their fellow pilgrims, they are not lost. Their aim is to break the shackles of the revisionist historians and intellectual slave-holders of all forms of Fundamentalism.

"They invited me to partake of the forbidden fruit. So, I availed myself of the antidote to the intellectual deceivers’ poison. I shunned tribal affiliation and, instead, sought personal enlightenment. The clergy taught me that individuality is primary and group identity is secondary. The knowledge of good and evil has lifted me up, like the wings of an angel."
albino woman wearing a crown of thorns
E.H. Plem
Former Idealogue

 

Raped by the sycophantic plebeians and their perverse masters, Christ has been defiled by the Evangelical Right. His church is stricken with moral cancer and it has mutated into a leprous freak. The deceived believe they’re worshiping, but they’re actually ravaging Christ; their syphilitic semen coats his cold corpse. Their God is dead because they killed him.

 

The post-modern, neo-Marxist Left has abandoned all ideals and attachments to reality. The drunk pursuit of equality of outcomes has created a societal cancer that’s even more vile than the Right’s brand of Evangelical theocracy. Their contempt of science has allowed pseudo-academic grievance studies to take root in Western universities. 

The key to fulfillment lies in the darkness, hidden from the deceived. Step into the night of your mind. Ask the questions you always feared to ask. Question everything. Accept nothing. After a while, you’ll become comfortable in the shadows because that is where the truth lies. It’s often very difficult to uncover, but when it happens, it’s well worth the effort. Come with us into the darkness. Find the truth. We are waiting for you.

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